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FAT PEOPLE - Never get between them and their food if you know what's good for you.




MORTICIAN'S TIP -


TAGS: tombstone humor
Rating: 4.88/5

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concern3 - March 12, 2016, 7:13 am
This is hilarious, UP yours


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of ****.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs a**ertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and b**** about Politifakes' very existence don't say a f***ing thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar t*** will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would a**ume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't a**ume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


FREEDOM -


TAGS: arlington
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

maoworks2 - May 29, 2012, 7:49 am
Well Done Ron.
Reality Lord - May 29, 2012, 6:43 am

Yup...couldn't agree more with you steve. Kills me how they call removing your freedoms "patriotic". A quote from Herman Goering ccomes to mind.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 9:43 pm

It truly is amazing what we've 'compromised' away since 9/11, huh, Steve?
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:39 pm
Remember that quote next time you're groped at the airport, show ID to buy antihistamines, or get your bank account frozen by the government while they investigate that cash deposit. Then think about what you'll tell your grandchildren. Demotivated yet?
fan4camping - May 28, 2012, 9:05 pm
*sniff* 5L is the only response that does it justice.


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

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steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


ESTONIAN GALS - Yeah, sure... they all start out looking like the girls on the left, but after they turn 40 they morph into Babushkas.


TAGS: estonians girls babushka
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:48 pm
The American version is also 50-250 lbs heavier. (Yeah, I know that's a wide range... so are the Americans).
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:19 pm
Better than America and Western Europe where the women have more silicon than microsoft and some much botox that they look like they have rigor mortis.


OSAMA BIN LADEN'S HEADSTONE - An Eco Friendly Memorial




SUMMER - It's Belly button season




TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD... -


TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.82/5

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RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by a**ociation and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm
lol
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am
Fanta5tic
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am

lol5


Life lesson -


TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm
dang


MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU -


TAGS: whitney houston dead
Rating: 4.83/5

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krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 5:33 pm
I had no idea who she was until sunday...
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 12:22 pm
I'm delighted to see that all that w5rk is beginning to pay off. You almost had me. I'm here forever now; muhahahahaha... :)
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 12:10 pm
Hahahaha 5o cruel


ESTONIA -




SWORD IN THE STONE -


TAGS: sword stone democracy
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:01 pm
Challenge accepted!
spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


DEGREES OF FEAR - aka Bravery


TAGS: patton speech 1944
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
Will pinkish cowards do?
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:50 pm
Five medals of honor to that brave sonuvab****.
CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 6:00 pm
I really enjoyed reading this poster... and im not even baked this time! Nice one AM


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

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Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

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hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - f***ed-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


STONEHENGE - Minecraft for druids


TAGS: minecraft stonehenge
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - January 23, 2011, 2:55 pm
1L for appealing to Reality Lord.
valkor - January 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
It is a bit of a niche target but I've had a minecraft idea stuck in my head and needed to get it out. I have anther poster but like you said. limited appeal.
Reality Lord - January 22, 2011, 9:10 am

i'm a gamer and know what minecraft is. you get a 5l from me but good luck appealing to the larger audience.


GUARDING THE TOMB - Serious stuff


TAGS: arlington national cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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Aurielius - September 27, 2015, 10:29 am
Actually you can get arrested for interfering with the Honor Guard as one young punk found out to his dismay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:39 am
Yayyyy!!!!..........Oh, Sorry about your eye.....
Airman - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
sorry moooooo, yes, you can continue to do that as often as you can get away with it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:07 am
That's deep Airman.....But, What aboot the dong waving?
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:50 am
I should have snoped the whole thing. The hurricane part is true, as is most of the rest. What the soldiers do on their own time is not controlled. There are now 514 of these ribbons, and only the Astronaut ribbon is given out less often.
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:48 am
that honors those who have perished also keeps in mind the families of soldiers where there are no remains. With DNA testing now, this doesn't occur as often. They disinterred the Vietnam grave and made an id. These soldiers do consider this a high honor
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:46 am
The idea of a tomb for unknowns came from the British in 1916. Our weapons keep getting more and more powerful, but we are still made of flesh and blood. There are a lot of casualties where the soldier is unidentifiable, or there's nothing left so having
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

this not only honors the memory of the unknowns, it is a testemant to the strength ann honor of the solder who is guarding them.
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

Since you are asking a legit question, no offense. My best guess, it is about respect. These men & women have made the ultimate sacrifice and they are unknown. The least a soldier who is selected to honor them can do is make a life long sacrafice as well
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:35 am
I'm sure someone's about te get really pissed at me but, what's the point in havin such a strict card on a tomb of unidentified corpses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 4:00 am
Sure, But can you poke them in the eye and wave your dong at them like those Limey palace guards?
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:57 am
True or not is irrelevant. TGhe seriousness and somber duty they hold is well understood by them, and all who have witnessed. I myself found it to be one of the most powerful things I have seen. Quite moving.
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Oh, so is the stuff about the first six months... its just another special duty guys, like recruiter or DS... I admire the guys, I think its a great duty, very admirable, but its not the cult you guys are making it out to be..
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:31 pm
The swearing/ drinking thing is a myth... sorry guys.
erock - February 6, 2010, 2:02 am
awesome , 5L
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:04 am
Anyone who's visited Arlington to see these guys on duty know they are seriously hardcore. Any potential enemy of my country would do well to visit to get the **** scared out of them. These guys are awesome; you wouldn't want to fight them, ever.
Untamedfifty - February 5, 2010, 9:38 pm
True Story Semper Fi Soldiers
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
Once again Airman... Well done. 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
woww...I knew all of this except for the enver being able to swear or drink again part....now that is dedication right there...
rerun - February 5, 2010, 8:01 pm

Thank you to these fine men


KIDNEY STONES - Death is Welcomed Treatment


TAGS: kidney stones
Rating: 2.87/5

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FLINSTONE MOBILE -


TAGS: flinstone car tracks
Rating: 4.82/5

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Airman - July 19, 2011, 3:02 pm
this may be the first time i laughed at being called a prick .. LOL.. and yes, it has happened
Azzameen85 - July 19, 2011, 6:45 am
Just love the simplicity
Reality Lord - July 19, 2011, 12:18 am

oh you prick...third time this month i've had to wipe beer off my screen...and nose. epic


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




SELFLESSNESS -


TAGS: hurt tongue
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:30 am
nice one, Sho... some very good posters today
Greeny - June 16, 2012, 7:22 am
nithe one Tho!


AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


FULLY LOADED -


TAGS: us troops alexander hamilton
Rating: 4.55/5

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Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:57 pm
jeez louise.. it's a picture of some troops deploying.. as in standing up. Should have put it in the tags. oh well
Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:25 pm
To me it was kinda obvious that the picture was of someone who DID stand up for something...but yeah it could be a bit better I guess.
nuvious - January 20, 2012, 7:37 am
Yeah, not enough context to the quote. The way it's framed it makes it look like the insult is being aimed at the troops. It'd be hard to put a picture with it because you need someone who's doesn't take a stand, and it's hard to express that visually.
jackandsally - December 23, 2011, 8:10 am
hmmm kinda jacked up I even say no to this one... bad show
caveman - December 20, 2011, 12:23 am
Apart from the fact that it makes sense, this makes no sense whatsoever
Airman - December 19, 2011, 2:20 pm
no sense? it is a direct quote made by Alexander Hamilton, the first Sec of the Treasury of the US. He's on the $10 bill. He is listed in the tags. This isn't a joke.
kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 1:29 am
kind of makes no sense and plus jokes about troops are pretty bad even if they are truth


3 NEW U.S. NAVY SHIPS - A reflection of the times.




WHILE YOU WERE BUSY - You left the closet open and your skeleton fell out.




ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

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ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~


IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




BILL CLINTON - Pimpin' since 1993.


TAGS: bill clinton
Rating: 2.78/5
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:18 am
Bill Clinton. Badass Pimp indeed.
jimbo - August 20, 2008, 1:58 am
Sup b****?


Tony Romo Returns to Practice -




Swimsuit Season -


TAGS: swimsuit bikini skeleton weight
Rating: 4.64/5

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mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 6:39 am
ROTFL! Good 1, JW! Luuuuv it! 5L
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 4:13 am
funny


YOU CANNOT - appriciate American History without first reading it in the original Klingon


TAGS: george washington klingon
Rating: 3.56/5

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Zenigata - July 14, 2011, 7:36 pm
Is not possible. Klingons do not retreat.


BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.




PACMAN - do you really think he is only a sort of yellow controlable pizza part in a game ?


TAGS: pacman skeleton
Rating: 4.11/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 15, 2011, 4:15 pm
Frustration: Mastering the old school games back in the day, only to repeatedly loose years later. Old school games are the best.


COMPUTER TOMBSTONE - Because I'm Sure He Wants To Tweet That He's Dead


TAGS: gravestone fail
Rating: 4.2/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:03 pm
He suffered from a virus because he forgot his trojan blocker
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:21 pm
Nice one Shaq. You could say he was terminal. AFK


VOICES - Because psychopaths are fun to watch




OUTIES - Wtf?




HALLOWEEN FIDDLE MUSIC - TO SCARE TRICK-OR-TREATERS


TAGS: skeleton
Rating: 4.91/5

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TONY STEWART - Just when u thoght it couldn't get uglier, He came along




DEATH - Cannot be reasoned with, nor explained, nor escaped. We can only face it with dignity, And be strong when the day comes.


TAGS: death taxes gravestone
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:37 am
No worries. It’s early for you. Feel free to shytcan bytch mode and come back as someone nicer, like say Bo Peep, for instance. Careful with re-entry though. Don’t wanna end up with Be Poop for a name…although….
GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:36 am
As for you, Mr bigbadwold, I s’pose yer just a tad pissed that the ‘D’ key is so darn close to the ‘F’ key.
GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:34 am
Great….meant clarification.
GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:34 am
Oh. Thanks for the calcification. Thought you mighta be Italiano.
steve1961 - August 12, 2014, 7:26 pm
LOL I meant it's all good. A nice day, have one.
steve1961 - August 12, 2014, 6:28 pm
LOL It's a good GaryO. Have a nice day.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 8:53 am
KIDS!! DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!
steve1961 - August 12, 2014, 12:31 am
Well, before you go off with clever puns like "less off" (more on...get it?), you might want to check your spelling...It's sends a conflicting and somewhat ironic message. Have a nice day, too.
bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 9:26 pm
Im glad to see your a glass half full type of person. You are the complete opposite of LESS OFF. Have a nice day!
steve1961 - August 11, 2014, 8:55 pm
You are in luck, then. I doubt that you will be in close proximity of any woman, anytime soon...
bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 6:47 pm
Yes, Women and the Grim Reaper have ALOT in common. XD


2012 -




ANTONYM -


TAGS: antonym burqa fugly bride
Rating: 3.42/5

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steph1 - March 20, 2011, 1:30 pm
LOL - scream mask or real - the girl on her side is definitely not faint-hearted
Reality Lord - March 20, 2011, 1:20 pm

i might be wrong but traditionally the burka was to be worn only by the most beautiful women. at first glance i thought this girl was wearing a "scream" mask.


THE ROLLING STONES -


TAGS: dad rolling stones ugly old
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:33 pm
That's The Way Their Fans Look Too !!


YES I DO -


TAGS: stones keith richards
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - April 11, 2012, 12:52 pm
took me awhile to purge it
Greeny - April 10, 2012, 7:44 pm
perfect - the song was in my head before I even got to the text 5L


THE BOX MOVIE -


TAGS: red b***on money greed
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sho - November 1, 2013, 10:12 pm
you can only press it once. then you will receive your money and it will be sent to someone else
demon001 - November 1, 2013, 8:46 pm
Gimmee that d*** b***on, I have a list... Boy, do I have a list!!
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 2:33 pm
thank you
Sho - February 29, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nice thinking
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:54 pm
i'd destroy it
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - February 29, 2012, 9:06 am
I wouldn't push it. But perhaps I would have the chance to kill the ***k who asks me and get the money.
Derek - February 28, 2012, 11:41 pm
Ideally, pushing it kills you. Then you are buried with the money. Justice.
laughingatstupidity - February 28, 2012, 10:47 pm
Obviously i would press the b***on. not for the money but because what if i dont press the b***on and the person i would have killed presses it and i died instead? naw im joking its for the money
Sho - February 28, 2012, 9:58 pm
In the movie, the black box with the b***on has no cord, no mechanism, nothing. just the b***on
GaryO - February 28, 2012, 9:51 pm
Never saw the movie, but I think I’d just cut that little cord there…….
Greeny - February 28, 2012, 9:09 pm
It's a no-brainer; they're going to die anyway
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:40 pm

"the box"...good movie. the basis being this is a test for all mankind.
RonE - February 28, 2012, 6:09 pm
since I don't really give a flip about humans.. I'd push it and ask if I could have another to push, keep the money, and just keep bringing them.
Sho - February 28, 2012, 5:03 pm
Do it, and you will have someone's death on ur conscience.
mariand - February 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
if you don't do it, someone else will do it... and this thought can suppress conscience for some people, especialy at poors.
gas - February 28, 2012, 2:51 pm
not sure if greed.. or survival instinct xD. 5L


WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)


TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well


SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET -




LOVE NEVER SITS STILL -


TAGS: love made set stone still
Rating: 4.55/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
I find the reference to Sisyphus to be particularly apropos.
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:49 pm
geez, hard facts
Rick69 - February 14, 2012, 5:44 pm
As always... glad to be of service... :)
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:37 pm

um....niiiiiiice.....very....:)


DORIAN GRAY EFFECT - Because there's always someone who sees you, the way you really are.


TAGS: kate middleton princess duchess portrait
Rating: 4/5

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premiumgrade - July 4, 2014, 2:04 am
I'm not exactly sure of the relationship between your comment and the rendered picture of the future queen, but I agree with the comment. What we have here is Kate close to 40. Still beautiful…and I’m American. 5 for you, ucalien.


HIGH MANG - Get me some feckin' scooby snacks!


TAGS: stoned dog scooby snacks high mang
Rating: 1.87/5


HEY AL... - I have a whole pocket full of Race Cards. How about you?




IRONMAN 2 - Did You Want Extra Starch?


TAGS: tony stark fan club
Rating: 3/5

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azpete42 - May 23, 2010, 3:46 pm
Isn't this the version with Tony Starch?


HILLARY - You didn't really think you could beat a MAN, did you? Back to the kitchen!


TAGS: hillary clinton obama election president
Rating: 2.59/5

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LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
Oh hey also give the Heavy a sandvich
Dude - July 18, 2008, 12:45 am
And make me a sammich!


YOU NEED TO CALL IT -


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

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Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


MY NAME IS JUAN PABLO MONTOYA -




HUMANITY - All men are created equal Women however...


TAGS: humanity men wtf women skeletons
Rating: 4.56/5

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gas - November 23, 2011, 7:10 pm
..and some women equine


RECREATIONAREA -


TAGS: recreationarea bong stoned drive marijuana
Rating: 4/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:52 pm
WHOO! My Home-State!
Dean Ascher - December 5, 2010, 11:17 am
Richard Ira Bong. WWII Ace pilot of the P-38.
tjhawk - December 2, 2010, 10:41 am
sadly i know where this place is lol. it's just outside milwaukee.
Reality Lord - November 30, 2010, 8:18 pm

nicely done dude!
Faceplant31 - November 30, 2010, 6:11 pm
Glad you stuck with this one. You did the pic the justice it deserved. 5L from me


WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?


TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

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katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it


NAGGING WIFE ?? - There's a simple solution.




SILLY HITLER - Because you can never mock Hitler too much!


TAGS: humor humour hitler satire ph**oshop tongue
Rating: 2.08/5

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Porcelina - October 28, 2008, 5:14 pm
Another MWLF poser?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 4:31 pm
f*** you right back, you nazi ****sucker! Eat **** and die!
ziegheil - October 28, 2008, 1:04 pm
you dare to make fun of Hitler? f*** YOU!!!


Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: read text in a fat tony simpsons voice
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - May 12, 2009, 12:17 am
Thanks.
THeDRiZ - May 11, 2009, 11:34 pm
LOVE IT! 5!!!!!!!!!!


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




MEMORIES -


TAGS: remeber stick tongue middle finger
Rating: 4.71/5

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shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 7:38 am
Well in that case :-P
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:59 pm
hehe nice one!! :P


PRODUCT PLACEMENT - This one must have caused a stir




STONED KITTEN - see what happens when your kitten finds your weed.




CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?


TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

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V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too


VHS TAPES - damnit


TAGS: sharon stone vhs dvd
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

LeightonESmith - October 9, 2011, 2:24 am
as a child of the vhs era I have to proclaim that this ownz.
Verdeckt - October 8, 2011, 9:05 am
Basic Instinct
Prevsyl - October 8, 2011, 7:59 am
What movie is this scene from? I remember the movie, but not the title.
CloudchaserS - October 8, 2011, 1:49 am
I never did get what the fuss over that scene was since more explicit material is easily available.


STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.


TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


GEOLOGY -




WHAT'S THE MATTER? - Cat got your tongue? (Saw that coming, didn't you?)




Multiculturalism -


TAGS: lol losers jerks jihad boston
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:30 pm
This poster lacks any context if you don't recognize these faces.
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:38 pm
Yeah... let's kick out the Irish too, right?
maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:37 pm
Go To Quebec Yull Get It Up To You're Eye Balls.


PREVENTION -




UNCLE MILTIE - YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S CREEPY UNCLE -




TAKING THINGS THE WRONG WAY -


TAGS: tony montana
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Torkil The Destroyer

BrokenEye - September 2, 2010, 2:14 am
Hello


GENTLEMEN -




FERRARY - They looks fanthastic in grey


TAGS: ferrari porsche aston cars
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by dddd

Kevsha - May 1, 2009, 4:02 pm
you are a dumbass, Ford was a majority share holder, they were not made by Ford. Also at the time of your posting Ford had sold off most of thier shares and now has even less to do with it than before. ford is also #1 in Quality... f*** you
know_it_all - April 20, 2009, 2:56 pm
aston martin sucks, it's made by ford
joeydog - July 30, 2008, 5:32 pm
yep, that's an Aston Martin alright, and Ferrari is spelled with an I by the way :)
Suckit - July 18, 2008, 5:44 pm
WTF did GB say? Sense makes it none.
GB - June 21, 2008, 4:17 pm
FAIL! All those who correct like pretending to teach people what car is in the picture...
Barbrady - June 21, 2008, 3:16 pm
This is a Aston Martin you nut -.-


back to the stone age -


TAGS: stone forecasting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Greybeard - September 21, 2014, 10:44 pm
5LMAO... :)
GaryO - September 21, 2014, 5:13 pm
It helps to be stoned when forecasting the weather…or anything else. Actually, it helps to be stoned. Period. 5L/FAV


NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell


TAGS: paris hilton vanity narcissim
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by vilnius

steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 11:53 pm
This is all about me...isn't it? ;)


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: langston hughes nailed it
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

AudioStalker - March 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
This has so much truth in it...
Sean - January 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
Love it. Excellent. Too bad voting five on it would take too much ef
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:22 am
aint it the truth tho
Derek - January 19, 2010, 3:29 pm
An observed phenomenon. Super depressed of people are less likely to commit suicide than very depressed people.
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 10:21 am
Excellent 5L


CREATIVITY - The Stone Age didn't end because we ran out of stones.


TAGS: stoneage
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by wayne64



GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?




MEDITATION - makes your tongue relaxed


TAGS: meditation animal long tongue
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by nettimato

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 9:04 pm
Sigh.


LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )


TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace ***y celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by hootizz

fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


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IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.




THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.


TAGS: 007 gold finger paris hilton
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2014, 2:00 am
HORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! 5L!


WAR -


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...


PERSCRIPTION FOR DEATH - They had problems with drugs, known problems. Doctors still prescribed them with drugs... legally. Where's the accountability?


TAGS: michael jackson whitney houston perscriptions
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:23 am
Too Bad But They Played With Fire !
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:06 pm
no bl5ck jokes on MF :)


TOO BAD LIFE - didn't have one of these little buttons.




I THINK... - someone found the can with pills that was hidden in the garage




GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the b***on jb
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed


TAGS: billy mays grave tombstone dead
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Thack

Joeythearm - January 17, 2011, 5:43 am
I did, cause you know thats what he wanted his grave to say. The man was an attention wh***.
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
No, I didn't.


YES - I am laughing at you.




ANTON CHIGURH - He Will Put A Hole in Your Forehead




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